Dont you just LOVE updates? ^_^

Today's Quote..

"Im the topic of your conversation, and the product of determination. Stop playing, cause you are NOT up in my situation. Yall may be the ballers, but IM the sports agent..."

-Weezy F. Baby (edited)

What The BUSINESS IS? =]

First and foremost, I just wanted to say THANKS to everyone who follows me on Twitter and here on  Blogger. I dont do this shit just for me, so much love to you for putting up with my non posting like Im supposed to ass..LMAO. Anyways, this is just a little update on me and my life, so in the famous words of some rapper that I dont remember...

LISTEEENNNNNNN..

So, I know I said Im a heathen, right?

 Weeeeeellll....JONI WENT TO CHURCH LAST SUNDAY! 

And despite what I thought, I didn't burn up like Eddie on Vampires In Brooklyn!

Mmhm. I'll give you a min to pick yourself up off the floor..

...........................[taps foot like Sonic, and plays with nails]........................

[Elevator music plays...]

Ok, now that that's over, back to it. Yes, I went to church, and I actually enjoyed it. The service was nice, the people were friendly (I guess...), and my sister even joined. I felt a tad bit uneasy though. The preacher revealed to us that his congregation bought him a Limited Edition Jaguar for his 40th birthday. He had me side eyeing his ass for quite a good minute, but I shook it off. I'll be back at MY church home next Sunday, so I won't have to worry about Minister "I got myself Jag".

In other news, I know MOST of you have seen me very emotional lately. Well, a man I knew as my grandfather, Mr. Melvin Hulbert, passed away on Friday, week before last. He was 76. Now, you would think he died from natural causes, or an "old folks" disease (Altzhimers,[sp] etc.), right? Well, I wish that would have been the case. Instead, he was shot to death by his OWN son. Yes, the child he HELPED create, killed him- straight cold blood. I still dont know what to say about it, cause Im still in shock. Hell, the family is still shook. What makes things even more weird, is the fact that my cousin Charlie, his grandson, died by the gun as well. Its scary. It just freaks me out. 

Grandpa Melvin was my EVERYTHING. He cared more for me than my REAL grandfather EVER has. He was always around. Never hurt anyone and ALWAYS gave me so much joy when I was around him. Its like, he always knew what to say or do to cheer me up or make me laugh. He helped my mother when she needed it. Being a single mom in the CRAZY ass hoods of New Orleans, AINT NO joke! He took care of me and her, and took us in as one of his own. Thats what made him so incredible. See, the little things he did, and his loving and accepting heart, meant the WORLD and so much more. I will ALWAYS be indebted to him for everything he did for me and my mom. My heart wouldn't allow me to go to the wake. I couldn't. Knowing that I was saying goodbye, even if its just for a little while, pained me. So, my mother and I bought a card, and I wrote a long and heartfelt letter to my second family. I just wanted to let them know, that no matter what, if they need me, just CALL.

Now, as for his son, he's currently in critical condition, and straight from the D.A.'s mouth..."We WILL try for the death penality. Right now, he's currently being charged with 1st degree murder." Now, I don't usually AGREE with the death penalty, but in THIS case, I think we can make an exception. Don't you? Hmmph.

And last but not least...

For those of you who are in or frequent the San Antonio area, I WILL be visiting from April 29th-May 3rd! You're MORE than welcome to visit me in my temp place of residence, so I will keep you all posted! 

And thats the gawt damn business people. =]

I'll be posting a NEW YT music vlog real soon, so look out for that! And if any of you have any requests, hit up my DMs on my twitter..http://www.twitter.com/joniceelove!

Till then..Im Outtie 5000!

Joni Cee..Alien in N.O.E

This is a new process...Just learning to deal with it!

This is a old entry I wanted to post, but never did. Im proud of myself for finally getting over my ex. Yes we were together for 2 years, and yes I enjoyed it all, but things happen, people change, and LIFE goes on. Its crazy how life goes. He and I haven't spoken since after Christmas. I dont know how he's doing, and vice versa. All I can do is pray that he's ok. Anyways, I hope you all enjoy my "rant"..lol.


P.S.-This is not the update. Thats coming next =)


After all of the shit we've been through..All the haters trying to steer me away...All the funny looks and sly ass remarks..Even after all the naysayers spoke death on our relationship..I managed to maintain!...Now..after a 1 and a 1/2..you give them just what they wanted..Thanks baby!


My ex and I were best friends before we got involved. We did practically everything together. We went on dates..out to eat..bowling..movies..You name it...we did it! I never thought he and I would ever be a whole. After a year..I saw myself slowly starting to fall in love with him..and by Jan. 14, 2007..we made it official. We were a full fledge couple. Our first Valentine's Day was pure bliss. Candles..flowers..slow music..dimmed lights. We made love for hours at a time..our bodies intertwined as one..it was beautiful! He even helped me get my G.E.D.. After 6 months of waiting..he finally told me he loved me on our 6 month anniversary. Man..did my heart flutter! Our love gradually grew into a beautiful melody.


The 1st year was great..and not too long afterwards..we started talking about long term ideas like living together, what it would be like to live together..or what we were gonna do for the 2 year mark.


Then..thats when shit started. Arguments...fussing...fighting..Not big spats..just little ones. I was wondering if it was just me..or if it was him. Then , the big day. The day he broke up with me..aka OUR 2 year anniversary. He finally told me why he was ready to go. He felt I wasn't what he needed. I cried, screamed, and ultimately died inside that night.


Its been 1 year and 2 months, and you know something, Im QUITE alright with how everything worked out. See, it took some time to realize that yes, he may have been a blessing, but maybe he was just a stepping stone to whats sure to come :). Yeah, thats it. He was just a taste of what's coming! Its amazing what a little time can do =)

I's Loves My Shicken Bawse..I's luvs it!

Quick question..

Am I the ONLY who's tired of these damn McDonalds commercials?

I know yall done seent miss lady in the van singin about a damn mcmuffin =(

And you know something, its ALWAYS black people doin chicken related commericals.

The same coon that sung about the Mcnuggets is back!

And guess what? His girl bought him his OWN box of McNuggets!

You'd think he'd say some shit like.."Its about damn time, wicha ole NON sharing ass!", right? WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Now, instead of celebrating, why did he sing.."You got me my own box cause you aint stin-jaaayy!" ?

Im so angry at that! Buncha coonery I tell ya. PURREEE coonery!

Twitter Twats to Teehee Tweets: The PMS'rs and REAL Comedians of Twitter =], Volume 1..Coming Soon!

WHAT THE FUCKS UP PEOPLE =)?

First and foremost, HAPPY BELATED THANKSGIVING! Yeah, I know I've been slippin on my pimpin with this here blog, and for that, I apologize. Ive been busy with alot of things...(birthday and funegro; life in general). Anyways, as I waste my life away tweeting my Twitter jibba jabba, I've kept some of the funniest and harshest shit people have said in my favorites. Yay for little gold stars right? So, with that being said, heres just a few crazy Twitter quotes, guaranteed to make you piss your pants, and *side eye* the fuck out of your CPU screen =]

The BEST of "Shae Shae" aka...

@ShaeButtah_

"Lil Kim's Throat jus #signedtoyoungmoney. She Said She Down For SWALLOWING The Competition"

"Drakes ACL jus #signedtoyoungmoney. He ready TO RIP THAT SHIT!!!"

Retweets

@COACH_WAYMO:#iuse2likeubut you thought black history month was in August cause that's when football season started!! Smh

@COACH_WAYMO: Bitch Don't Suck Dick = Don't Get No Text Back Barbie! Lmao

(Via @ShaeButtah_)

Thats just a few. Im still compiling more as we speak, but I know once its done, you'll LOVE it!

Anyways, Im gone. Just wanted to give yall a quick update=]

One Love: Joni..The Giggle Master =]

=[Love&Music]= Post 1: The evoking of FEELINGS and THOUGHTS

Todays Quote...

"If all the worlds a stage, I pray to GOD that he gives me the strength and wisdom to be a great playwright."

-Joni Chelle <3

Today's Photo

Morning my lovelies =]

This weekend has been BANANAS, to say the least! From working damn near non stop in the kitchen, cooking up sweets and goodies for the family, to having my Thanksgiving weekend, BAYOU CLASSIC WEEKEND, being a total and complete bust! Its not my bestie's fault though. Hopefully she's feeling better!

[If youre reading this, FEEL BETTER ARINNNNN! *SCREAMS OUT* DIVASSSSSSS!]

*AHEM*...Anywhoo...back to the subject at hand.

After sitting at home in the think tank (my lovely, yet stimulative purple room), I spit some random thoughts out this morning.

What were they about, you ask? Well they were about this...and that... and...well...see for yourself!

"I love ALL kinds of music, most being in a wide range of genres. I do more slower stuff than normal though. It just seems to move me more. Theres just one problem with slow music though. Whether sad or happy, it just reminds me that Im single. The happy reminds me that I have no one to cuddle, love, hold, sing to, caress, kiss...all that sticky icky sweet shit. And the sad just makes me realize that the one person I cried over, stole my heart ,while the others just hurt my ego. Crazy right? It took a minute to actually realize that. As a single woman, I learn so many new things everyday. Music...My anti-drug. My addiction. My melodic mood ring!"

Crazy but true, right?

How does music make you feel? Can it control/ has it controlled your mood, like it has done me?

Drop me a line people =]

Until then..

Keep It In The CLOSET!

Outtie5000..JoniCee

Music Vlog #1..UnWritten//Natasha Bedingfield (Down With The SICKNESS!)

The kid was sick for a HOT minute, but thank GOD Im feeling better. Voice note soon to follow!

What I Hate: A 1 on 1 look at the 4 things that make Joni's ASS ITCH!

Today's Quote:

"You making shit more complicated than it should be//You feel your death is coming soon only it could be//Nigga got killed because they never understood me//I know your block is similar to how my hood be//This nigga with all of this playing getting on my nerves//He calling me up on the phone saying he want a Burb//I told his daddy that's not how I handle business, man//How I know you not turning, say that you be with me saying//Doing business with you I'm not even considering."

-Juvenile The Great//"Gone Ride With Me"

Today's Image:

Morning! Blah.

For a few reasons or another, I woke up with anger in my heart and with alotta shit on my mind. Theres SO many things that people do that makes my ASS itch. When I say ass itch, I dont mean literally people. I clean myself every-damn-day, thank you! I just mean in a figurative, you-get-on-my-fucking-nerves kinda way. You're probably gonna see me use this term ALOT! Anyways, I felt the need to explain and express, although I really dont have to, my top 5 things that just piss me the hell off. I know some of you will agree with me on some of this shit. So, with that being said, lets go...

Number 4:

Frivolous Shoppers...

Now, there are kids all over the world who need shoes, food, clothing, etc. Instead of you buying something that you may truly need (Clothing, shoes, a HOUSE), you want to put your money down on a set of rims and jewelry? REALLY? 1st off, HOUSES LAST LONGER! You can live in a house. You cant live in those 50 pairs of Nikes, can you? JACKASS. And 2ndly..You dont know what *SAVING* is? At least save SOMETHING for future activities/troubles! aND WHAT PISSES ME OFF EVEN MORE SO....These people are the same ones who cry, scream, complain, and bitch about what?....

BEINGGGGGGGGGGGGG BROKEEEEEEEEEEE! >.<

Dont come running to me cause you spent your money on stupid shit. Dont ask to borrow, cause I have NO money.

Back back bitch. GIMMIE FIDDY FEET!

Ugh. #Icantkeepmymoneyright=FAIL!

Number 3:

LIARS...ENOUGH SAID...

Why do people lie? Is there REALLY a reason beyond not wanting to hurt people's feelings? I know there isn't. There's NO reason to lie, especially when its for NOTHING! When I find out people have been lying for no apparent reason, it makes me feel all dirty..and angry as well. Be REAL with your shit. Then they get mad when you dont believe their truths. If your dumb ass wouldnt lie in the FIRST fucking place, you'd be taken seriously!

#LiarsalwaysFAIL

Bitches....*side eye*

Number 2:

Haters..

Is there a reason why people hate? You dont get PAID for hating. You get stipends? Lemmie know. I'll start hating too..*side eye*. Yall ever notice how other races (Asian, Latino, Caucasians, Etc..), get ahead of us in many things? THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT HATE ON EACH OTHER! Yup. I said it. Yall know its true. Why hate on someone thats doing better than you? Shit, follow their footsteps so you can get on your shit too! Use your hate as FUEL. If you continue to spend all your time hating, your ass will be in the SAME damn spot. FOREVER!

#HATERSGETSPRAYEDLIKEAFROSHEEN=YOU FAIL!

And the Number 1 thing that makes my ASS itch.....

PEOPLE WHO DONT TAKE CARE OF THEIR DAMN KIDS!

If theres one thing I cant stand, its BITCHES who have BABIES, and opt NOT to take care of them! You dont comb the babies hair. You dont take them to the doctor. You dont even buy the damn children clothes. KILL YOURSELF! Children are not fucking toys. You cant just do dirty shit like that to them. They didn't ASK to be here. Sometimes, I wish I could adopt all the kids in the world, so they'd be safe, and well taken care of. If you didn't want kids, your lazy stank ass shouldn't have laid down and bussed your pussy open. And if you wanted to fuck, condoms and birth control is your best friend. GET TO KNOW THEM! Trifling ass females make me SICK! TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS BITCH! And stop putting them off on other people too. Its YOUR babies heffa!

UGH! #IFYOUDONTKEEPYOURPUSSYINYOURPANTS=YOU FAIL!

Theres a bunch of other shit that makes me mad, but you get the picture with these. So, what makes YOUR ass itch people? Drop the kid a line.

Till next blog, Im OUT this bitch.

-Deuces

JoniCee: The ANGRY one!