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=[Love&Music]= Post 1: The evoking of FEELINGS and THOUGHTS

Todays Quote...
"If all the worlds a stage, I pray to GOD that he gives me the strength and wisdom to be a great playwright."
-Joni Chelle <3

Today's Photo
Morning my lovelies =]
This weekend has been BANANAS, to say the least! From working damn near non stop in the kitchen, cooking up sweets and goodies for the family, to having my Thanksgiving weekend, BAYOU CLASSIC WEEKEND, being a total and complete bust! Its not my bestie's fault though. Hopefully she's feeling better!
*AHEM*...Anywhoo...back to the subject at hand.
After sitting at home in the think tank (my lovely, yet stimulative purple room), I spit some random thoughts out this morning.
What were they about, you ask? Well they were about this...and that... and...well...see for yourself!

"I love ALL kinds of music, most being in a wide range of genres. I do more slower stuff than normal though. It just seems to move me more. Theres just one problem with slow music though. Whether sad or happy, it just reminds me that Im single. The happy reminds me that I have no one to cuddle, love, hold, sing to, caress, kiss...all that sticky icky sweet shit. And the sad just makes me realize that the one person I cried over, stole my heart ,while the others just hurt my ego. Crazy right? It took a minute to actually realize that. As a single woman, I learn so many new things everyday. Music...My anti-drug. My addiction. My melodic mood ring!"

Crazy but true, right?
How does music make you feel? Can it control/ has it controlled your mood, like it has done me?
Drop me a line people =]
Until then..
Keep It In The CLOSET!


Music Vlog #1..UnWritten//Natasha Bedingfield (Down With The SICKNESS!)

The kid was sick for a HOT minute, but thank GOD Im feeling better. Voice note soon to follow!


What I Hate: A 1 on 1 look at the 4 things that make Joni's ASS ITCH!

Today's Quote:
"You making shit more complicated than it should be//You feel your death is coming soon only it could be//Nigga got killed because they never understood me//I know your block is similar to how my hood be//This nigga with all of this playing getting on my nerves//He calling me up on the phone saying he want a Burb//I told his daddy that's not how I handle business, man//How I know you not turning, say that you be with me saying//Doing business with you I'm not even considering."
-Juvenile The Great//"Gone Ride With Me"

Today's Image:
Morning! Blah.
For a few reasons or another, I woke up with anger in my heart and with alotta shit on my mind. Theres SO many things that people do that makes my ASS itch. When I say ass itch, I dont mean literally people. I clean myself every-damn-day, thank you! I just mean in a figurative, you-get-on-my-fucking-nerves kinda way. You're probably gonna see me use this term ALOT! Anyways, I felt the need to explain and express, although I really dont have to, my top 5 things that just piss me the hell off. I know some of you will agree with me on some of this shit. So, with that being said, lets go...

Number 4:
Frivolous Shoppers...
Now, there are kids all over the world who need shoes, food, clothing, etc. Instead of you buying something that you may truly need (Clothing, shoes, a HOUSE), you want to put your money down on a set of rims and jewelry? REALLY? 1st off, HOUSES LAST LONGER! You can live in a house. You cant live in those 50 pairs of Nikes, can you? JACKASS. And 2ndly..You dont know what *SAVING* is? At least save SOMETHING for future activities/troubles! aND WHAT PISSES ME OFF EVEN MORE SO....These people are the same ones who cry, scream, complain, and bitch about what?....
Dont come running to me cause you spent your money on stupid shit. Dont ask to borrow, cause I have NO money.
Back back bitch. GIMMIE FIDDY FEET!
Ugh. #Icantkeepmymoneyright=FAIL!

Number 3:
Why do people lie? Is there REALLY a reason beyond not wanting to hurt people's feelings? I know there isn't. There's NO reason to lie, especially when its for NOTHING! When I find out people have been lying for no apparent reason, it makes me feel all dirty..and angry as well. Be REAL with your shit. Then they get mad when you dont believe their truths. If your dumb ass wouldnt lie in the FIRST fucking place, you'd be taken seriously!
Bitches....*side eye*

Number 2:
Is there a reason why people hate? You dont get PAID for hating. You get stipends? Lemmie know. I'll start hating too..*side eye*. Yall ever notice how other races (Asian, Latino, Caucasians, Etc..), get ahead of us in many things? THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT HATE ON EACH OTHER! Yup. I said it. Yall know its true. Why hate on someone thats doing better than you? Shit, follow their footsteps so you can get on your shit too! Use your hate as FUEL. If you continue to spend all your time hating, your ass will be in the SAME damn spot. FOREVER!

And the Number 1 thing that makes my ASS itch.....

If theres one thing I cant stand, its BITCHES who have BABIES, and opt NOT to take care of them! You dont comb the babies hair. You dont take them to the doctor. You dont even buy the damn children clothes. KILL YOURSELF! Children are not fucking toys. You cant just do dirty shit like that to them. They didn't ASK to be here. Sometimes, I wish I could adopt all the kids in the world, so they'd be safe, and well taken care of. If you didn't want kids, your lazy stank ass shouldn't have laid down and bussed your pussy open. And if you wanted to fuck, condoms and birth control is your best friend. GET TO KNOW THEM! Trifling ass females make me SICK! TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS BITCH! And stop putting them off on other people too. Its YOUR babies heffa!
Theres a bunch of other shit that makes me mad, but you get the picture with these. So, what makes YOUR ass itch people? Drop the kid a line.
Till next blog, Im OUT this bitch.
JoniCee: The ANGRY one!


"Allow me to RE-Introduce myself....."

Famous Quote:
"You might see me in the streets, but shawty, you ont KNOW me!"
-Southern King...T.I. (T.I.P)
I think I should properly introduce myself, seeing as half..ok majority of you mofos dont know the kid. You have just entered the life and times of the QUEEN MUTHAFUCKIN BEE..JONI MICHELLE! Im a bad ass, sexy, single, educated, 22 year old from the sexy southern state of the city of New Orleans to be exact! I got a vulgar mouth and a harsh tongue. I VOW to stay true to me at ALL times.
Also, as you can tell, Im a FAT ASS! Yes people, I eat collards, and yams, chicken, pizza...fuck it...I eat what tastes good to me! Yes Im a fat mofo...SO WHAT?!? Im fabulous. Fuck you. Die slow if you dont think so =]. Anyways, Im cool as hell, and Im here to share a bit of EVERYTHING with you guys, from my personal life, to special info, all the way down to advice.  I'll also be sharing some of my very own stuff, like songs, videos I've made, poetry, and other shit like that.
Im here basically to have fun. I live. I breathe. I do shit.
Come walk the wild side. Take that leap. Follow the kid on her journeys!
Until then..Outie 5000 BITCHES!
Joni C.Baby:Please Say The Baby!

Oh...and by the way, you can get in contact with me, you know! LMAO!

The Y-Hoo: JoniMcMuffin
Twitter: @Jonieffinceetriq
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